Do you like pie?

ANDY'S ANSWER:

I could not, would not, on a boat.

I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat pie in the rain.
I will not eat pie on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like pie in a box.
I do not like pie with a fox.
I will not eat pie in a house.
I do not like pie with a mouse.
I do not like pie here or there.
I do not like pie ANYWHERE!

Unless it's my Mother's recipe for walasky pie. 

Yes, that I'll eat, don't ask me why.

And I would eat it in a boat!

And I would eat it with a goat...
And I will eat it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!
I will eat it in a box.
And I will eat it with a fox.
And I will eat in in a house.
And I will eat it with a mouse.
And I will eat it here and there.

SAY! I will eat it ANYWHERE!

Especially with ice cream on top.