ANDY'S ANSWER:

I could not, would not, on a boat.

I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat pie in the rain.
I will not eat pie on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like pie in a box.
I do not like pie with a fox.
I will not eat pie in a house.
I do not like pie with a mouse.
I do not like pie here or there.
I do not like pie ANYWHERE!

Unless it's my Mother's recipe for walasky pie. 

Yes, that I'll eat, don't ask me why.