ANDY'S ANSWER: It true, you CAN go blind if you happen to poke yourself in the eye while you're masturbating. However, if you're careful and keep your flailing hands away from your face, you should be fine.

I only know a couple of people that made themselves go blind this way.

Ok, I don't personally know anyone that made themselves go blind this way.

Actually, I have never even heard of anyone that made themselves go blind this way.

Probably doesn't happen.